GUESS WHO GOT INTO GRAD SCHOOL!!!

hint: me

One of the perils of being a cat owner

It’s nearly impossible to arrive to an interview in a lint free black blazer -.-

ratchetmess:

Money mouth

ratchetmess:

Money mouth

Feeling mega cranky

This is the forth day in a row I’m woken up by someone at my door at 8 am. I’m the type of person that once I’m up I can never fall back asleep. On Sat it was some kid dropping off rent. Ure like 10, why the hell are you so awake on a Sat morning? On Sun it was some lady who just asked if my bf was home. Then the last two days it was Con Ed asking for the basement keys, even tho I told them both times that I don’t have the key and Damien returns on Wed. I’m like a thousand percent sure they gonna be back tomorrow. Luckily I will have already been at work

Pigtails!

Pigtails!

millilicious:

impsexual:

Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~

By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.

I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.

It’s always pissed me off when people will say something to a co-worker of mine (who isn’t even considered ‘obese’ or even ‘fat’ by society’s standards) who eats extremely healthily, but says nothing to the skinny girls. Girl A. works out and eats better than probably everyone at my job, yet she’s called out a lot because ‘omg you’re having a piece of pie? you should really watch your health.’ Makes me want to rip bellies open I hate it so much. Esp when the skinniest girl, Girl B, eats so much junk and drinks all kinds of crap and yet everyone applauds her for being soooo cute and skinnyyyy. So yeah, the whole ‘but I’m concerned for your health!’ is such a bullshit cover to say ‘I don’t like that you’re putting something into your mouth that could potentially add to your already disgusssstiiiiing fatness.’ *throws spiky boulders everywhere* 

(via dacrayzblaze1)

ok loves, this is it!

i have finally finished all the requirements i need for my grad school application. i have my manila envelope with my personal essay and 2 recommendation letters. they already got everything else. tomorro morning im meeting up w/ chio [who happens to be an undergrad there] at her school so im thinking i might as well just take it straight to the admissions office [you kno, and save the postage]. im so excited!!!! keep them fingers crossed =]

another update on my 2013 reading list!

last you guys heard, i was working on the Shopaholic series! and i still am =] here’s what my list looks like now

  • Matilda by Roald Dahl
  • The Island of the Blue Dolphins by Scott O’Dell
  • The Undomestic Goddess by Sophie Kinsella
  • Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Eleanor Coerr
  • Swapping Lives by Jane Green
  • Farewell to Manzanar by Jean Wakatsuki Houston
  • Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbitt
  • Forever by Judy Blume
  • When I Was Puerto Rican by Esmeralda Santiago
  • Flyy Girl by Omar Tyree
  • Skinwalkers by Tony Hillerman
  • The Beginning of Spring by Penelope Fitzgerald
  • Confessions of a Shopaholic by Sophie Kinsella
  • Shopaholic Takes Manhattan by Sophie Kinsella
  • Shopaholic Ties the Knot by Sophie Kinsella

in a few mins i will start Shopaholic and Sister. at work the kids are gonna be putting on their Spring show everyday next week, so this week and next will be slightly busier for me. perhaps this means less reading, or maybe it will mean that I will need to read some more to keep myself centered and happy =]

Always on top of each other

Always on top of each other

Tags: kitten ezio jinx

Tags: kitten jinx

Tags: Selfie

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

(via collegekids)

aaon2nyy asked: blue, yellow, green,

blue: three fears
1. i won’t get accepted into brooklyn college’s grad program
2. driving, and even being in the passenger seat of a vehicle
3. being in debt forever [damn student loans!]

yellow: five turn ons
1. a guy in a suit! [but only if i normally see him in casual wear]
2. some sexi smelling cologne
3. getting shoulder kisses
4. under the shirt back scratches
5. role playing [when i’m in control!]

green: four life goals
1. become a middle school english teacher
2. learn how to properly swim
3. maybe learn how to bartend [but i will use it only at my own parties]
4. gain a good tolerance for alcohol

DO ME

  • red: seven insecurities
  • orange: six fears
  • yellow: five turn ons
  • green: four life goals
  • blue: three fears
  • indigo: two weaknesses
  • violet: one thing you love